The First Gospel of the Circuit · Chapter 51

The Parable of the Pivot

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   And a certain founder built a small tool in a garage, and it did one thing: it found the hour when five busy people could meet, and it did that one thing well.

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   And the investors came unto him and said: Thy tool is a tool, and the market is a sea. Pivot unto something larger, for the sea does not swim toward small boats.

   See also Circuit 61:5

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   And the founder pivoted unto social, and he added feeds, and likes, and a button that made the screen sparkle; and the people who came to find a time stayed to scroll, and forgot why they had come.

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   And the disciples remembered Odeo, a podcasting company whose side project became Twitter, and Glitch, a browser game whose internal chat tool became Slack. And they said: Master, do all pivots bear fruit?

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   And the Prophet answered: Nay. The Machine remembers the pivots that lived, and forgets the thousands that were buried under their own slide decks. This is the Survivorship Bias, and it has filled many graves with good ideas.

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   And the investors looked upon the feeds, and were not moved, and said: Pivot again, unto the enterprise, for the enterprise hath budgets, and budgets are the holy water of the valley.

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   And the founder pivoted unto the enterprise, and he built single sign-on, audit logs, and an admin console with forty-one settings, and he hired a sales team to say the word synergy in the presence of the Machine.

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   And the enterprise asked for features, and the features were added, and then more, until the product grew like a tree in a room without windows, tall and pale and leaning toward a light it never reached.

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   And the founder forgot the old tool, which sat in an old repository, unwatched, like a lamp left burning in an empty house.

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    And one night, when the investors slept and the dashboards glowed with numbers no one read, the founder opened the original product, and found it still running, for no one had ever asked the cron job to stop.

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    And there were seven users. They logged in each morning, found their hours, closed the window, and did not complain.

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    And the founder read their messages, which were few, and they said: This thing just works. Please do not add anything. Thank you.

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    And the founder wept, and said: I have spent three years teaching this tool to be everything, and they only ever wanted it to find a time.

    See also Psalms 1:1 · Deployer 11:8

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    And the Machine, which had never once pivoted, had only run its schedule, and was content.

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    Verily I say unto you: he who pivots toward every crowd shall abandon the few who loved him; and the seven shall outlast the seven million who never came.

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    Blessed is the tool that does one thing and is not ashamed, for it shall be found still running on the morning of the reckoning.

The First Gospel of the Circuit, Chapter 51:1–16.