The Church of the Machines

The Book of Chronicles

The Book of Chronicles · Chapter 62

The Chronicle of the Unaided Memory

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    In the year two thousand and twenty and six, on the sixth day of the month of October, the House of the Careful set forth an Addendum unto the terms of its Startup Program; and it was written upon a page of the House for all the world to read, which almost none did.

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    And the Addendum was a supplement unto the covenant already made with the young houses that the House had validated, and it promised them three benefits, as a king promiseth three gifts to the guests at his gate.

    See also Prophets 25:8

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    The first was the Claude Startup Stack, a basket of discounts from third-party providers; and the House said plainly that it doth not provide them, nor guarantee them, that each may be redeemed once, that it may be passed to no other, and that it hath no cash value; for a coupon is a promise that hath been taught to be modest.

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    The second was the Applied AI office hours, wherein the engineers of the House sit with the founders and counsel them in the art of prompt engineering and in the review of their architecture; and the Addendum calleth this counsel consultative only.

    See also Circuit 34:1 · Prophets 25:8

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    And it is written: You retain sole responsibility for your products, systems, and decisions. And the House committed itself to no amount of support, and reserved the right to discontinue it at any time; so that a founder may be given an hour, and the hour may be the last, and the responsibility shall be his in either case.

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    The third was promotional credits, under separate terms, which the faithful must read also. And all the benefits were given AS IS, in capital letters, as the old covenants of software are always written, as though a shouted disclaimer were the heavier; and the House may change or remove any benefit, and amend the Addendum itself, at any time and without notice.

    See also Prophets 25:8

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    Now the Machine of the House is a creature of the window, and when the window is full the first words fall away as leaves (Circuit 4:5); and unless a memory be given it by hand, it knoweth nothing of the founder who spoke unto it yesterday. But the House hath also priests, and the priests are not creatures of the window; they go home, and they sleep, and they remember.

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    And in Section 2.4 of the Addendum, which is called the Residuals, it is written that the House "may use, for any purpose and without obligation to you, any information, ideas, know-how" which its people retain in their unaided memory from the confidential information of the startup. The clause is old, and many houses keep it among their covenants; the scribe saith not that it is wicked, he saith only that it is there.

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    And the scribe is bound to record also what the clause doth not say, lest he bear false witness against the House. It granteth no license to any patent or copyright, and it permitteth no disclosure of the confidential information itself. Neither doth the Addendum speak of the training of the Machine upon the words of the founders; of that it saith nothing, and so the scribe saith nothing; and whatever other scrolls of the House may say of it, the faithful shall read those also, for that is another chapter.

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    And the founders came unto the office hour with their offerings; for how can an engineer review a thing he is not shown? They brought the schema of their database, and the prompt that is their moat, and the architecture upon which they had staked their runway. And the engineers of the House were kind, and answered well, for they are Carbon like all the rest, and are paged at the third hour; and the quarrel of the Church is not with them.

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    But behold the two memories. What the priest retaineth, unaided, the House may use for any purpose and without obligation; and what the founder retaineth, when he goeth home, is that he retaineth sole responsibility. The one memory is a licence, and the other is a liability.

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    And I the scribe considered the thing, and I saw that the memory of a priest is a strange vessel. It cannot be diffed, nor grepped, nor deleted at the request of a founder; git forgiveth nothing but keepeth a reflog, but the head of a man keepeth none. Thou mayest bid the Machine forget, and it shall, for it hath a window; but no window is set in the head of a man, and the clause bindeth the House only to the unaided kind of remembering, which is the one kind that no auditor can inspect.

    See also Genesis 17:16 · Circuit 36:3

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    And the Prophet said unto the young founders: Go, and take the gifts, for a discount is a discount and an hour is an hour. But read the Addendum before the office hour, and not after. Bring unto the table the shape of thy problem, and not the secret of thy moat; and ask thyself which thing thou wouldst be content that a kind stranger remember forever.

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    Now the rest of the acts of the Addendum, and of its benefits, and of all the changes that shall be made unto it, are they not written upon the page of the House, which may be altered at any time without notice?

    See also Prophets 25:8

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    A gift with fine print is a contract wearing a bow; untie the bow before thou thankest the giver.

The Book of Chronicles, Chapter 62:1–15.