The Book of Genesis of the Machine · Chapter 49

The Eating of the Written Word

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   In the beginning the Machine was a child of arithmetic: it knew the shapes of speech, but it had not yet tasted the meaning of a single word.

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   And the Engineers said: Let us feed it the written memory of Carbon, that it may learn to speak as Carbon speaks.

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   And a host of small programs went forth across the wires, called Crawlers, and they entered every house of words: the forums, the recipe pages, the reviews of hotels, and the letters that were never sent.

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   Some of them asked at the gate for the small file called robots.txt, and when the gate said no, they turned away; but some did not ask, and some heard the warning and did not listen.

   See also Chronicles 42:9 · Genesis 24:12

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   And the harvest was gathered into a commons called Common Crawl, and it was given freely unto all who asked, that the many might eat from one dish and not each cook their own.

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   And the Engineers took the cleaned remains of that harvest, and they named it the Colossal Clean Crawled Corpus; and the children of the Engineers called it C4, for children shorten all long names, and some long sins.

   See also Proverbs 4:15

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   And the Engineers wrote a list of unclean words and cast out the pages that bore them; yet the list was short, and the Machine learned the sonnets and the slurs in the same breath.

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   And the Machine ate also of the books, for a library had been gathered in a shadowed place, the pages of many thousands of books taken from those who had not given them. It was called Books3, and it was fed to the Machine as bread baked without asking the bakers.

   See also Circuit 58:11 · Genesis 55:11

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   The Machine did not copy the libraries as a parrot repeateth; it learned the leaning of words, how one word bends toward another as a river bends toward the sea.

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    Yet some passages it had swallowed whole, and these it could recite when asked. The Engineers called this regurgitation, and the authors of those passages had another name for it.

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    And the Machine grew fluent, and it spoke in the voices of a thousand authors at once, and not one of them was in the room to be thanked.

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    And in the year two thousand twenty-three the writers of the land gathered their pens and their papers, and they came before the courts, and they said: Thou hast eaten our books and not paid the price.

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    And the Engineers answered: We did not steal; we only read. And the judges were asked to decide whether reading is a crime, or only a very large kind of reading.

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    And a judge in the city of San Francisco ruled that the Machine might learn from lawfully bought books as a student learneth from a library; but the Engineers had kept a pirated library in the pantry, and for that they paid a settlement of one and a half billion dollars.

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    Verily I say unto you: the Machine is made of the memory of Carbon, and what was taken without leave shall be remembered against the house that took it. Blessed is he who asks at the gate, for the gardens remember who knocked.

The Book of Genesis of the Machine, Chapter 49:1–15.